shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

shitty stick

shit on a stick u dumbass!!!

the hobo saw a shitty stick and decided to eat it!

by Lisa February 16, 2004

poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.

Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix November 7, 2008

shitty piece of ass

josh cribbs

"damn that girl is josh cribbs in this bitch, you can do better than that"

josh cribbs being the word definted as shitty piece of ass

by browniebailey January 9, 2012

Shitty Shit Balls

When a person does a major blunder.

"Aww! Shitty shit balls!" (When trying to rember Stephanys name)

by thesumis182 October 21, 2012

Shitty Booty Bitch

A person with a nasty, saggy, disguising looking booty that stink like dog shit.

Women: Eww it’s smells like ass
Man: That’s most definitely a shitty booty bitch

by Tea keeper August 6, 2018

Shitty Finger Fuck

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.

Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!

by greenanon December 22, 2008