ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.

Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!

by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023

Arms swinging

A person showing up at cookout or party without bringing anything to contribute to the festivities.

That nigga showed up at the party with nothing . He came in with arms swinging.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

poof spinging

its when you sping your poof erotically

last night i decided to sping my poof after you left my house, poof spinging is so fun

by Ejaculation man March 1, 2025

sad singing and flower bringing

a threat; euphemism for "mourning one's death" — sad singing = hyms
flower bringing = laying flowers at a grave
both things that happen at a funeral

"there'll be a whole lotta sad singing and flower bringing when im done with yo ass"

by 😟 March 16, 2026

The stinging finger

When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting

Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt hole feels as if its molten

by Thewicked1 August 6, 2025

This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

Loosely inspired by hatsunem7ku's hit tweet on X, "this X shit is like peeing for pronoun omg" can be used to describe something a person is extremely bad at.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Kevin got a D- on his math test?
Person 2: This calculating shit is like peeing for them omg

Person 1: Dude Tyler the creator's new song sucks ass..
Person 2: This singing shit is like peeing for him omg

by walucidamn November 1, 2025