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The shed

A lawless land deep in the wild of Enniskillen that's hard to find, can normally be only reached after 12AM while slightly intoxicated or high. On occasion sir Gregor himself will make an appearance. Gregs worship of land is often spoiled by crentants of the land who are just there to have a good time. Some say that after 2AM that class A creatures, appear on a rare Saturday night to elevate the night to the next level.
Patrick did you rip the doors off the shed last night?

Patrick did you spill garlic dip in the shed 7 days ago and still have not cleaned it up?
by anonymous April 17, 2021
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The Schedule

The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.

What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.

Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:

Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
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get shed of

To depart with, lose or avoid. Origin, to shed water like a duck.
I could not get shed of the creep who was stalking me.
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daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…
Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!
by berrylea December 3, 2021
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Stoller Shed

A structure prone to collapse, especially due to haphazard construction or questionable workmanship.

Metaph. Something unstable or unreliable.
Wow, that plan collapsed faster than a Stoller Shed.
by Marsyas40k December 25, 2021
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Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.
by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022
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raptor shed

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed
by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022
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