mystery shart

Verb
When you can’t decide whether the fart is gonna be a shit or a fart.
Gary: Hey Luke, did you hear that Don got fired?
Luke: For what?
Gary: He got the mystery shart
by broomstick handle March 16, 2022
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LE Shart

Le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of OXYGEN..Laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ''poops'' out..usually followed by little songs..
Robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that WASTE OF OXYGEN

When the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye's

The world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh

Hey world! We got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah

Yes we do
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,Oh

The world is just a great big onion

& I don't care, it's the face people like to wear

Yes it is now

& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Tell about it, baby!
So come on, let's knock on every door
Tell them love is the answer
Whether they're rich or poor, oh yeah
For we don't care what you do
How you look, or your status claim, baby
No no, because brothers & sisters
From now on, is gonna be everyone's name, oh oh

& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Yes it is
Is to plant love seeds

Now everybody, got to plant love seeds

Until it dies

The world is just a great big onion
by ONIONLOOKSATU March 17, 2010
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Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.
Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022
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Shart hole

A shart hole is someone who finds a very good looking person and you look at them so fast you shart a hole in the wall
Annabell looked at him and put a shart hole in her wall.
by Fuckingyourmomrn666 April 21, 2017
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Shart Eater

Someone or Something, that farts but poops and starts to eat and smell it while sucking on there toes
That Jamaal guy is such a shart eater.
by Dooki man May 26, 2021
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Shart kinnie

When the shart so dangerous u kin it
Sara:such a juicy squirt ugh
Lily: I'm a shart kinnie
by Ghostboobs69 August 11, 2021
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warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm
I have warm sharts in my pants
by Real definer36 January 31, 2017
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