screw

to have sex

She told dave that all she wanted to do on their date was screw him.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

Scrawled

Whenever your dorm room is robbed of all electronics, including (but not limited to): laptops, xbox, ipod, ihome

Timmy said to Geoff, "Someone scrawled our room and took everything!"

by SE214 November 24, 2010

Screw

To look someone up and down in a sour way

Did u see the way she was screwin me?

Just coz I stepped over her foot by accident don't mean she can screw me like dat
I said sorry

by Jess :) :p January 3, 2014

Domino Screw Job

a.k.a Baltimore Colts screw job. when a person, place, or thing screws another person, place, or thing who then screws another person, place, or thing in retaliation, thus creating a domino effect.

Famous Domino Screw Jobs

1. When Robert Irsay moved the Baltimore Colts, little did he know that he would screw not only Baltimore, but also Cleveland for years later Baltimore got the Cleveland Browns to move there and leaving Cleveland a horrible team after 3 years of inactivity.

2. When the Seattle Seahawks signed Pete Carroll from USC, they also screwed Tennessee because USC signed Lane Kiffin in Retaliation

by KJACK January 13, 2010

Dubul Skrewb (dew-bull screw-b)

the modern term for treatin it (sexual intercourse) with two hoes at once.. lets face it three some is outdated.

"yo i just had a dubul skrewb (dew-bull screw-b) with Jenna and Sue."

by orahsleotard March 8, 2010

screw+the+pooch

buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot

JFK JR, screwed the pooch!

by upton semmes November 10, 2003