Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

screaming rapping ukelele

screaming rapping ukelele is a new genre made by the best band known to mankind, Twenty One Pilots.
( its the only thing that keeps me sane)

tyler joseph is a screaming rapping ukelele player

by snailshouse is lit famssszz August 7, 2018

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

screwing it down

To speed, to drive to excess, to exceed the speed limit. Screwing the gas pedal to the floor.

Screwing it down a bit, weren't you boys?

by GliveCo February 23, 2019

Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved

You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.

by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019

Screenling

A child or person of young age, who is given, usually what is presumed to be an iPad or iPhone, in hopes of being distracted long enough for the care giver of said child, to complete a task that requires focus. However sometimes the care giver is not completing any task, and is instead trying to forget about the child for a certain amount of time.

Person 1: “Man I wish there was a word that describes a child who is neglected by there parents. And is given an iPad as a distraction”.

Person 2: “ Oh you mean a “screenling”.

by Bock Choy July 17, 2019