Screenling

A child or person of young age, who is given, usually what is presumed to be an iPad or iPhone, in hopes of being distracted long enough for the care giver of said child, to complete a task that requires focus. However sometimes the care giver is not completing any task, and is instead trying to forget about the child for a certain amount of time.

Person 1: “Man I wish there was a word that describes a child who is neglected by there parents. And is given an iPad as a distraction”.

Person 2: “ Oh you mean a “screenling”.

by Bock Choy July 17, 2019

screechling

A small child given to running around screaming. Unlike well-socialized children, who only scream when under duress (injury, physical attack by a large snake) a screechling will emit earbleeding screams apparently just to hear the sound of its own voice. These are often found in small packs in shopping malls and supermarkets, usually accompanied by mothers who barely acknowledge the screechlings' existence.

"Gads, did you hear the little screechling in the mall elevator? I think it ruptured my left eardrum. I don't scream that loud during an orgasm for crying out loud."

by Arcane Rose March 26, 2008

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

by cynya December 16, 2019

double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010