spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".

A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.

by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018

Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 9, 2018

Spoonbill

Redneck version: A dumb, or lazy worker

That’s one lazy spoonbill..

by Redneck worker October 5, 2018

Spoonacoon

When a white girl ( wog socket) spoons with a Black man. Or a white man spoons up with a black girl...

Billy was curled up with his wog socket the other day like, she was well white in it, could hardly see her under his afro, spooned round him, the spoonacoon!

by 2229Starfish January 21, 2019

Spoonani

When you spoon someone and line your crotch up to their poonani with the intent of forking.

Why do you want me to turn my back to you?

Because I want to Spoonani

by Bro sephine February 8, 2019

Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

Spoon Bath

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.

Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!

by Millrat23 July 20, 2019