Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Avery Sanchez is the kind of person who can light up any room with his infectious energy and silly antics. Standing at an average height, with a lanky frame that seems to always be in motion, he's often seen sporting a mischievous grin. His hair, a wild mop of curls, adds to his playful look, often bouncing as he moves.
Avery's fashion sense is a blend of bright colors and quirky patterns, reflecting his vibrant personality. He has a knack for turning everyday situations into comedic moments, whether it's through his exaggerated facial expressions, impromptu dance moves, or the ridiculous voices and accents he adopts on a whim.
Known for his quick wit, Avery has a talent for making puns and jokes that catch people off guard and leave them in stitches. He's the guy who'll slip on a banana peel on purpose just to get a laugh, or show up to a casual gathering in a full costume for no reason at all.
Despite his goofy exterior, Avery has a heart of gold. He's incredibly kind and always goes out of his way to make others feel included and happy. His friends and family adore him not just for his humor, but for his genuine care and loyalty. Avery Sanchez is a whirlwind of fun, laughter, and warmth, making life a little brighter for everyone around him.
Avery's fashion sense is a blend of bright colors and quirky patterns, reflecting his vibrant personality. He has a knack for turning everyday situations into comedic moments, whether it's through his exaggerated facial expressions, impromptu dance moves, or the ridiculous voices and accents he adopts on a whim.
Known for his quick wit, Avery has a talent for making puns and jokes that catch people off guard and leave them in stitches. He's the guy who'll slip on a banana peel on purpose just to get a laugh, or show up to a casual gathering in a full costume for no reason at all.
Despite his goofy exterior, Avery has a heart of gold. He's incredibly kind and always goes out of his way to make others feel included and happy. His friends and family adore him not just for his humor, but for his genuine care and loyalty. Avery Sanchez is a whirlwind of fun, laughter, and warmth, making life a little brighter for everyone around him.
Avery Sanchez is goofy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by gtkyieghkerhgiuhe June 21, 2024
When you fold a dollar bill in half so the fold runs under George’s nose and then run it down the crack of a strippers ass.
by PDirty December 20, 2018
When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.
by Jackinahatbat December 05, 2015
1. Gauze or tissue secured secured to the face in order to collect blood flowing from the nose.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
by Mischievo December 11, 2009
where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
by russiansquirrel2001 November 24, 2021