Sticky Shake

The decision to shake someone's hand after a Sticky Moment. Shaking someone's hand before you wash them after masturbating. Normally, hands still have semen, cum, lotion or lube on them.

I already didn't shake his hand the last time I had a Sticky Moment so this time I said fuck it and gave him a Sticky Shake.

Friend1: What's up, man (shakes hands w/Friend2)
Friend2: How do my kids feel bitch! Do you like Sticky Shakes! Got ya bitch!
Friend1: Aw man, you're fucking gross!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010

sticky drops

when you need to piss so bad that when you flop it out you just let it rip and there is no time to pull up the middle seat and the drops hit the middle seat and they stick together.

"FUCK! someone left stick drops all over here im not sitting on that seat!"

by bEATLe_PauL June 27, 2005

Sticky Ricky

Come home a little earlier than normal one day. Before you open the door, start whacking off. Just before you nut, ring the doorbell and cover the peephole. When your girl opens the door to see who it is, bust a load right in her face and proudly announce "Honey, I'm home!".

Im giving Lisa the Sticky Ricky for Valentines Day

by DeesNuts February 17, 2005

sticky bomb

Immobilizing a panzer by means of running up to it and jacking off into its hatch.

Vasili, comrade, we are out of grenades! You must give that tank the sticky bomb! Watch out for the snowkrauts!

by kernylicious August 25, 2006

sticky nipples

a result of having a sticky substance slathered upon your nipples

Boberts girlfriend got jiggy with they K-Y, now he has sticky nipples!

by I Wear A Crown March 31, 2005

Sticky Syringe

The unfortunate occasion when, after anal intercourse, the penetrating subject then urinates to find a thin stream of feces escaping from the urethra. This occurrence is said to resemble a syringe, hence it's given name.

"I fucked her ass for so long, the slut gave me a sticky syringe"

by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012

sticky taco

The female equivalent of blue balls. The saturating wetness a girl gets when she cant get full satisfaction of the vagg and then its ensuing stickiness on the panties.

CURE : the penis in the vagg or a rabbit.

baby, i cant have sex with you tonight... and I dont want a sticky taco. I just showered.

I should have followed through and just fucked him, instead we had a hot makeout session and I went to sleep with a sticky taco.

by kcyxys September 3, 2011