Come home a little earlier than normal one day. Before you open the door, start whacking off. Just before you nut, ring the doorbell and cover the peephole. When your girl opens the door to see who it is, bust a load right in her face and proudly announce "Honey, I'm home!".
by DeesNuts February 17, 2005

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When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.
by DeesNuts February 17, 2005
