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square table

To intimately hold a conversation between an even number people with the maximum of four entities. When 2 people decide to square table, they sit on opposite ends of the table(metaphorically) and begin their conversation for plans of action or occasional venting. Square table talks remain lowkeyand imitate business-like atmosphere.

The word could also be modified to fit 3("triangle table") or any number larger than 4("round table") people.
Bro, I really need to square table about what happened today.

Let's set up a round table to tommorow's party
square table by Semi_E April 6, 2016

Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.
Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared
Picard Squared by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008
I knew she was square because all I got was a peck at the end of our amazing date
square by Mandy Abbot March 29, 2005

Square Wheels 

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.
Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels
Square Wheels by SteveRainey October 18, 2009

Square Biz 

Used like "for real?" or "really" would be.
"Ay dog Shamique just got busted in her head god..three times god"

"Square biz, where?"
Square Biz by Joey October 12, 2003
Word used to describe someone who had their growth spurt in middle school and was the tallest, only to become one of the shortest people in Highschool. Squares overcompensate for their rapid decline in height rankings by going through a gym phase, bulking up and hence looking like squares.
"Hey do you know what happened to Christian?"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"
Square by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021