Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

soapy shit cunt

A slippery fucker. Someone who is two-faced or underhand.

That soapy shit cunt took all the best work for himself and left us all the shit to do.

by Twiggy Weed April 3, 2015

Soaped

A prank where you sneak up on someone and squirt soap in their hand so they have to wash their hands.

"Hah you just got SOAPED! Now you have to wash your hands"

by purpletongues April 25, 2017

Soapy Tit Wank

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

SOAP2DAY

when your taking a bath and you want to suck on a dictionary but the only one you can find is the is the urban dictionary so you eat your dog then run to the vet to help your eaten dog but, in the middle of the road you remember you were in the bath so your naked in the middle of the street then you get hit by a truck, then die then a hot glue gun explodes.

Hmm how about a nice dictionary, CRAP IM HAVING SOAP2DAY

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Soapera

Soapera is another word for soap opera.

Did you see last nights soapera of "All my children"?

by d-shiznit December 29, 2004

soapy finger

The act of rubbing soap on one's finger and rubbing their butt hole with it, in order to help with constipation.

Goddamn, i had such bad constipation the other night i had to use the soapy finger technique!
Never again though...

by taigster22 November 20, 2007