Sloppy Pocket

-noun.

The acting of covertly slipping an ice cube into another's pocket and waiting for said ice cube to melt, creating a large wet spot on his/ her pants.

Karl kept jabbering on for almost five minutes before he realized I gave him a sloppy pocket.

by Lossa Boobays March 22, 2010

sloppy donk

getting head from a drunk, white girl.

last night this fat bitch gave me a sloppy donk and i proceeded to piss on her face.

by john shafer January 24, 2004

sloppy-trudger

the most vile, disgusting, sloshy, runny chestnut-colored diarrhea. You can smell it from miles away.

i opened the girls' bathroom door and the unmistakeable odor of a sloppy-trudger washed over me.

by chicken slayer December 5, 2005

Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.

My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.

by the really real master January 4, 2011

Sloppy Jim

Getting excessively drunk to the point of being sloppy and texting all girls in your phone and capping the night off with hiccupping. (possibly puking)

Look at Drew over there being a sloppy jim

by d and d connection December 18, 2008

big sloppy

:these individuals when intoxicated become so repulsive that only the sloppiest of big sloppies of the opposite sex would like to mate with them
:a person possessing more adipose tissue than is appropriate to attract mates who are of any decent social status

Did you see that tall cultured half black/german girl? Man, she was big sloppy.

by Brett Tricqueolo June 13, 2008

sloppy H

The act of human coitus where one man has intercourse with a woman's mouth and the other has intercourse with her anal or vaginal cavity at the same time. So called because the woman's body makes an "H" shape with both her arms and her knees.

Carrie wouldn't let us leave the room until she was given her promised "Sloppy H".

by clownsuit June 17, 2006