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Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.
by M J V D G June 25, 2016
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Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.
“Why is he sitting gay?”
by HotFrog June 30, 2022
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like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.
by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018
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SIT DOWN!

An exclamation and assertion of dominance. Typically to be used in an online fighting game after defeating an opponent.
*Noobinator69 has just picked a fight with MLGPro 360 and lost*

MLGPro360: SIT DOWN!
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 26, 2020
mugGet the SIT DOWN!mug.

lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

Lorem ipsum is placeholder text commonly used in the graphic, print, and publishing industries for previewing layouts and visual mockups.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse scelerisque risus et eros tempor, at auctor elit auctor. Phasellus vestibulum interdum neque, id tristique ante condimentum sed. Pellentesque varius feugiat auctor. Donec vel orci quis ligula sodales efficitur. Aenean dictum tempor felis, eu ullamcorper leo malesuada eu. Duis ac urna sodales, suscipit leo quis, interdum urna. Vivamus dictum est eget mauris molestie dignissim. Nulla venenatis tellus ut libero finibus, non bibendum leo pharetra. Cras rutrum mauris vel dignissim malesuada. Praesent porttitor ex ut sollicitudin laoreet. Pellentesque efficitur eros quis ultricies tincidunt. Vivamus ut quam id eros pulvinar consectetur. Phasellus auctor metus ligula, sed lobortis quam sodales non.
by this is actually my pseudonym September 3, 2025
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sitting ass

sit ass - verb - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (one's) ass".
Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
by often delighted February 24, 2022
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