The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.

I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.

by M J V D G June 25, 2016

Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”

by HotFrog June 30, 2022

Sit-able chin

A word/phrase used whenever someone would like to sit on your/someone’s face in a sexual manner.

Wow,that lady has a very “sit-able chin”!!

by Nudey Novak May 31, 2022

like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.

They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.

by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018

Sit the ick

Sit the ick

Something you gotta do when you gotta do

"i gotta sit the ick"
"oh okay, go ahead"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

dog sit

Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position

Person 1: Yo, your dog is dog sitting.
Person 2: Oh yeah, ha.
Person 1: Dog sit, lol

by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012