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Salsarito

A quasi professional salsa dancer, typically of non Latin origin. Salsaritos follow the Anlgo North Americna tradition of gentrifying anything and everything that is cultured, wholesome and dynamic. The typcial non Latin Salsarito is obsessed with "proper" technique and choreography. These and other obsessions can be seen by Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Venezuelans, Columbians or Latin New Yorkers as rehearsed, mechanical and fake. The typical Salsarito is so obsessed with pre rehearsed choreographed steps that they are often spotted dancing completely offbeat. In turn, ironically, within Salsarito communities, there can be deep factionalism due to the varying interpretations of what "proper" salsa consists of. This factionalism highlights a failure to recognize that this dance is nuanced and subjective. Further, the choreography obsessed Salsarito fails to recognize that at its core, Salsa is rooted in some very basic principles that can include but are not limited to; a desire to express energy, an appreciation and celebration of life, and companionship. Furthermore, the Salsarito fails to appreciate the melody of sounds that make up a typical salsa band which includes special reverence being given to the percussion instruments that are directly rooted in traditional West African rhythms that often provide a foundation of the movement of the body and feet - in addition to the base guitar.
- We went to that Salsa club on Dundas Street. The band was awesome and the crowd was fun. Then, a group of Salsaritos showed up and began showing off their skills. When they realized no one was paying attention to them, they left.

- I had a great time at this Latin club except for when I danced with a Salsarito. He literally stopped me in the middle of the song and started giving me dance lessons. He then gave me his card for private tutorials. It was so awkward; and he wasn't even Spanish.
by World Citizen November 30, 2025
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husky salsa

The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.
Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa
by samsonQP January 14, 2008
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mango salsa

a frase refering to blood with chunks of flesh in it.
lets make some mango salsa in gears of war.
by Damious February 3, 2008
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Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.
Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.
by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012
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Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
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ghetto salsa

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor
Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
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by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016
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Chips & Salsa

When you eatin her ass and she has diahrea
Bro last night my girl chips & salsa'd all over me
by Mindstormsguy11 August 14, 2017
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