shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy
man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek
by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020
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a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek
by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it
Everything is Shrek
by INS746 December 31, 2020
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NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP
by Shrekyboy October 09, 2020
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Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.
by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020
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Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him
Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY

Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD

Kat: cmere 😏😏
by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020
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shrek is dope movie
by YeetSkeet550 October 22, 2019
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