A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.

Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise

by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

I-Shock

Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot

Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.

by Ikutto November 13, 2011

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

shock body challenge

It is where someone asks you questions and your had little pads that are attached to a machine that is controlled by the person asking questions and you don't know if you get the question right or wrong you find out when the person asking questions counts down and turns on the shocker. ( you can pick out of a hat for the body parts but its not something you have to do )

The shock body challenge was so painful

by Ninne April 8, 2015

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 10, 2021