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shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.
Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!
by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012
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Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!
by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021
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shitty

It is when you don't like something or someone. When it looks or seems bad
"Look at his shoes the look really shitty"

"Her body is hot, but her face looks shitty."
by Cruzz April 23, 2008
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shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)
"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"
by shish September 1, 2004
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Shitty Santa

To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)
Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!
by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007
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Dirty Shirty

While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.
I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty.
by AlBlank August 21, 2006
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Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
by MufinMan November 11, 2007
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