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Sharts

by Helga42069 December 3, 2019
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shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
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Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
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Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
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Shart

Fart+Shit= when you fart and a little dingleberry falls out of your asshole.
Did you hear that Emily sharted in her towel in the locker room?
by ...leanne July 5, 2021
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ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
by rockmongrel October 17, 2023
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Giga Shart

A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere
Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?

Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart
by Ruptured Salmi April 23, 2021
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