by Helga42069 December 3, 2019
Get the Shartsmug. very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
Get the shart lizzymug. When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
Get the Shart Failuremug. When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
Get the Shartmug. by ...leanne July 5, 2021
Get the Shartmug. by rockmongrel October 17, 2023
Get the ala shartmug. A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere
Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?
Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart
Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart
by Ruptured Salmi April 23, 2021
Get the Giga Shartmug.