Russian Lightbulb

It is when you shove your fist up a woman's vagina, and then light her hair on fire.

Two young rowers were arrested, for allegedly performing a "Russian Lightbulb" for a large audience.

by AKPortsyd April 4, 2009

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Russian Ski Mask

(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.

The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.

Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."

Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.

That shut 'er up.

by Violent Milk July 30, 2010

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Russian ButtJob

When one sticks a plug of tobacco up his/her ass and shortly after another partner sucks it out, bites off a piece, and enjoys the tobacco while having sexual intercourse.

Guy: Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Russian ButtJob last night!

Friend: Really?

Guy: Yeah, I think I still might have a little bit in me!

by Hambone Henderson April 27, 2009

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Russian Dolls

TV show - a complete disgrace and misrepresentation of Russian Community in America. Very cheap and indecorous mix of Jersey Shore and NJ housewives, which exploits the worst stereotypes of Russians in America. Fake and repulsive.

Intelligent and self-respected person might read Dostoyevsky or listen to Tchaikovsky but would never watch Russian Dolls.

by RusAmer August 14, 2011

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