Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.

Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Reverse Mortgage

Paying a prostitute to fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

Sam 'What's your rate per hour for a reverse mortgage?'

by Loonlake June 26, 2013

the reverse pirate

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate

by kaboomer landers November 02, 2003

Reverse Christmas

To skull fuck a dead chicken.

"Roy, last time you did a reverse christmas, your wang got all skuffed."

"Shit, me and the boys are bout to do a reverse christmas on that fucker."

"There are many things you should never do, and a 'Reverse Christmas' is one of those things."

by Friar Gloam November 25, 2009

reverse rodney

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.

Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

Falling in Reverse

A specific band that expresses lots of emotion and helps individuals get over problems in their lives.

WOW, that Falling in Reverse concert was so exciting and it really helped me release my anger!

Ronnie Radke Depression Relief Angry Anal Guts

by Funnyman96 July 05, 2017

Reverse Golddigger

A man who only dates (in the hopes of marrying) a rich woman.

Ashton Kuchar is a reverse golddigger.

by Roger C July 17, 2009