Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj

let’s go hang at retard valley!

by jlips910 March 3, 2020

spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004

infinate retard war

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3

Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

by EnderSurf July 13, 2017

Golf Retard

The full name of the Volkswagen Golf R. The Golf R is the highest cost Model Golf and also the fastest. It Makes 282 Horsepower and 280lbs of Torque. When you Accelerate you get thrown back in the seat and the car begins to “go retarded” hence the name golf retard

Andrew: Hello Mr.Golf Retard
Brian: Maybe if you stopped calling it a retard, It wouldn’t hurt you every time you see it
Andrew: Good point

by AMD_Alien October 30, 2019

National Retard day

May 21st is the day where people all around go on social media and make dumb comments resulting in the trigger of many people

John: bro....tomorrow is National Retard Day

Jake: damn...im not gonna be on social media tomorrow then

by Hikari Fukushima May 21, 2020

Albino Retard

A person who can’t understand things as easily as other people. They can’t comprehend outside knowledge. They are normally very annoying and very stupid

Frankie go away!!! You better get out of here you albino retard!!!!!!

by frankieisgaystayawayfromhim March 31, 2020