Random TSA Screening

The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.

My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.

by smithcmau December 21, 2010

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RANDOM BUTT SEX

the act of randomly having butt sex.

or the act of shouting RANDOM BUTT SEX

most commonly done at slumber parties

Person: hey guys, lets get some pizza
Random Person: RANDOM BUTT SEX!

by MOHAMMED's BOOTY MEAT December 22, 2010

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Random "H"s

It is when people add "random 'h's" at the end of words while on AIM.

yeauhhh - 3 random "h"s at the end

by Asheleyyy April 26, 2008

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random half-stalk

The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.

Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-stalk.

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

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Random Spanish Lady

some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out

Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants?

by mizzz finnsta January 15, 2009

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k, random girl?

1. a phrase used to tag unknown and superfluous people who don't belong in facebook pictures.
2. a term of massive disrespect to denigrate a person's status on facebook

Q: Who is that bitch in your facebook picture?

A: I don't know... K, random girl?

by cherylstanga April 30, 2009

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