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Queef

when the tiny unicorn that lives inside your vagina, farts.
oh the unicorn has gas it queef
by mermacoin. February 25, 2017
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Queef

When air gets into the vagina during sex, and gets forced back out. It sounds like a fart, but it isn’t one. Mainly happens during doggy-style. Completely normal in all females.
She queefed during doggy
by Skaoajsoaox December 9, 2017
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Queef

"Hey man, I heard you slept with Rachel"

"Yeah man, but she queefed on me the whole time".
by MIchael Sera January 8, 2019
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queef it up

this is when one hit's the pussy so hard she starts to queef uncontrollably and loudly
"wow bro, did you queef it up last night?"
"yeah!"
"nice"
by innocentbystander May 1, 2019
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Queef bubble

When you accidentally get your siblings magic bubble wand blower and stick it up your vagina and it breaks in there. Then you queef with the liquid inside and it makes a bubble!
step bro: *accidentally walks in room* omg is that a queef bubble? that’s kinda hot.

me: *blushes* yes, but tell Josh (other sibling) I’m really sorry and it was an accident, I was really horny and my tight pussy broke it 😣

step bro: alright, we’ll just buy him another one, but we can fix your horniess for now 😏
by juicyboogerdoll July 22, 2020
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queef jar

Noun

A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
by JoannesToe December 21, 2020
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Queef

an adjective used to describe something as really good
by HancockBalls November 1, 2022
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