jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc

Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!

by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025

Puss-sack

It is a complete pussy that sucks cock

Nathan Sherman is such a puss-sack

by Roslkfnf July 2, 2019

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024

Puss-bitch

One who pussys out and bitches. usualy resulting in someone flaking on you.

Tucker was being a puss-bitch at the camp out

by Camerontghjhd../ July 26, 2009

Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.

I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023

Lick a lotta puss

I seen a dinosaur looking a lot of puss on the hilltop

I walk in my room and I caught my b**** with a lick a lotta puss

by Methanight Joe leis November 12, 2019