Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Get the tsunami dick punch mug.Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
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