Finger Pudding

1. the unfortunate residue on the tip of the finger or underneath finger nail that results from puncturing through thin toilet paper.

2. Pussy

1. "Bitch tried to save money on toilet paper, and all I got was finger pudding."

2. "The first time I reached third base it felt like I had found finger pudding."

by sdssds2 thumbs October 23, 2019

duck butter pudding

1.n Semen, Cum, Jiz, and so on.

Bitch got my duck butter pudding in her mouth.

by nigga plz April 15, 2005

iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge

after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding

by chuck April 12, 2005

Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich

When a female is discharging from an STD, (preferrably white discharge) a man takes a paper towel or toilet paper roll and inserts it into the vaginal area. The man precedes to defecate in it. After removal of the roll, the waste begins to ooze out. Wash your hands before you eat and enjoy.

I don't care if she's a whore Robbie. She has the best tasting Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich in the world.

by Douschie October 18, 2006

plague pudding

anal joose for killing

my gay friend died because he ate too much of his b'f's plague pudding - fag

by ninja_rider December 5, 2007

bathroom pudding

Shit that is halfway in consistency between diarrhea and jello.

"Man after that Taco Bell yesterday I shit out some serious bathroom pudding."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

Salty Pudding

Anything that has been subjected to a jizzy downpour.

Whitneys once beautiful lady rose, is now nothing more than a salty pudding.

by Awesome McCool 79 September 7, 2016