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premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 1, 2010
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premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text
Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"
by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010
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Permaclunge

Getting a girlfriend would be Permaclunge
by megaownage December 14, 2010
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preachout

A. The shouting a preacher does on a Sunday morning to distract the congregation from looking at their watches. B. Done when doesn't have a good sermon and is trying to make the one he's using sound better.
Everything was cool til the minister did a preachout and woke me up.
by OCHAGunny1313 January 4, 2011
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Premature Ejacuspending

When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.
" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"

-"What if the Steelers dont win"

-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
by javy06 February 25, 2011
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Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011
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prevacationitis

a feeling in which you can not concentrate on anything because your mind is on your up and coming vacation.
omg, there's only 15 more days until italy! have you gotten prevacationitis yet?
by dee2013 May 9, 2011
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