Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult
1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."
by poop-a-trey December 10, 2018
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Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.
by Number two in your heart June 05, 2019
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Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
Don’t let mom find the poop cube!
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 07, 2019
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poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
by DonkeyShae June 29, 2011
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poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
by Sicwithhate April 18, 2014
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poop troll

A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"

"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
by Mr.McCunty April 06, 2009
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Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 07, 2009
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