Pigeon

Alex

Alex is a pigeon

by CheeseIsYummy123 March 12, 2023

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Pigeon

A majestic beast that fluffs when wet

Derrick do you see that fluffy thing?
OH SHIT ITS A WET PIGEON!!!

by Wetpigeongod February 14, 2023

Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific February 18, 2023

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

Rigid Pigeon

The term "rigid pigeon" refers to a state or condition characterized by extreme stiffness, inflexibility, or strict adherence to rules, norms, or procedures. It stands in direct contrast to the notion of being "loosey goosey," implying a lack of relaxation, adaptability, or freedom in approach, behavior, or mindset. This phrase typically describes someone or something that is overly structured, constrained, or resistant to change, often lacking spontaneity or the ability to improvise.

The manager's rigid pigeon approach stifled innovation within the project.

by mojolongball January 2, 2024

looking for a pigeon

Behaving oddly, especially in a garden or bushes.

Did you see that man, he appeared to be looking for a pigeon?!

by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024