Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

Pete-ing around

To do various “goofy ah” actions like sticking up bunny ears behind a friend’s head in a group picture.

Kai: Bro you looking bionical *slips on banana peel*

Alex: Nah you’re Pete-ing around bro

by Big Gigs July 1, 2022

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

pulling a pete

Pulling a pete. Previously been known as "joining the bandwagon" and being in denial that you have, in fact, joined the bandwagon.

My neighbor the Lakers fan is "pulling a Pete" and acting like he is a die hard spurs fan because it is convenient at this time.

by theTRUEfan June 16, 2013

Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him

“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩

by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021

New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower May 14, 2018