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penguinium

The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.
The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.
by Interplodation January 12, 2009
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Penguin Pete

In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.

Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?

Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis

Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-

Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.

Guy 1: ....
by Dujac0 January 12, 2009
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Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead
I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.
by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009
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Penguin heaven

The heaven you go to if you are a penguin of course. It should be terrible when you die but fear not! Penguins get to live forever in this land called penguin heaven, and the most exciting thing about it, is that it is made of ice cream! So much ice cream in so many flavours it's like an ice cream version of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory! Yay ice cream!!
Ah, it's a shame i have to go... but woop woop i'm a penguin so therefore i can go to penguin heaven and eat infinity tonnes of ice cream foreverrr :D
by penguinravers...j+e May 5, 2010
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penguilicious

someone who is sleek and gracefully sexy like the noble penguin....

the female is also known to get her men whipped; much like how the male penguin is made to look after the eggs while the female does her thing
shes pretty penguilicious
by penguilicious August 15, 2010
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penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber

an obvious crossbreed of penguins and snails that possess suckers, stingers and spews toxic and kills upon contact. first came into being in the antarctic, now swimming towards mainland to conquer the wrold.
Do not bother to bar your doors, the sea monkeys and Penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabbers spit toxic which will melt the doors on contact.
by adrian de la cruz August 23, 2010
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Penguin Swag

When one's pants are dropped so low (usually from something called "sagging") that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.
*Bob drops pants to his ankles and attempts to walk*

Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"

Billy: *smh*
by CBBeast_D1121 November 10, 2010
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