When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
by Jose Agua July 28, 2010

Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018

by Pancake007 June 21, 2019
