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Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.
by Napoledan February 5, 2019
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Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult
1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."
by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018
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where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.
Where’s the poop, Robin?
by lilnip November 18, 2017
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squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017
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Bonus poop

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
by Apeortdz May 19, 2017
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Surprise Poop

You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
by michelleywords December 7, 2011
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poop troll

A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"

"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
by Mr.McCunty April 6, 2009
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