butter pole

Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.

When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.

Jimmy can't satisfy his wife. He has butter pole.

by BranPaul February 28, 2009

Tide Pole

A large BM (mud monkey) that is so large it is lying on the inner bowl of the toilet 1/2 exposed to the air.

"Dude, I thought took this massive dump and thought it was a gentle giant but no! it was a tide pole!" No way! THE tide pole? Fuckin sweet!

by SpankUrFace February 27, 2011

south pole sisters

Two girls that have slept with the same man.
-Ryan maldanado

Terri and loosy both found out they slept with Ryan. They have now accepted their new relationship as south pole sisters.

by Ryan maldanado Scobey MT November 20, 2014

Bean pole

Jack

Jack is a bean pole

by M.saucey March 31, 2020

north pole

when you are masturbating outside and it is snowing. right before you cum, you fall face first into the snow and you get "glued" by your own cum to the ground.

dude, i saw Sam do the north pole today. it was so funny.

by music man May 25, 2006

Stripper pole

A normal pole, just greased with tears and broken dreams.

The community college drop out cried as she danced around the stripper pole while men threw quarters at her.

by White collar conservative July 2, 2012

meat pole

Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)

Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit

by get the fuck outta my grill February 21, 2005