Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.

On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020

Ur granny tranny

Worse than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur daddy lesbian'
Will END someone's life

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: Ur granny tranny
Person 1: *dies*

by Greasy Grover May 10, 2018

You’s granny

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs

Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield

by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021

Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.

Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*

by Ur granny tranny May 10, 2018

spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 June 3, 2018

Granny

Someone not to get on at.

Don't get on at Granny!

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018