Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

granny glinda

SLUT

Granny Glinda is a slut

by 12345eee May 16, 2016

Granny

Someone not to get on at. A word used in conjunction with the phrase 'don't get on at' in verbal combat against the grumpiest of Grandads. Beware, this is not guaranteed to ward off grumpy old farts and/or the aforementioned and much dreaded grandads.

*Grumpy Grandad feels grumpy and grumbles at Granny*

3rd Party - "Don't get on at Granny!"

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive

"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"

by iamritz July 22, 2024

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023