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So Not Funny Bone

The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.
Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.
by SmoovJC February 4, 2014
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Not Nececelery

An excuse to not eating your vegetables. Extremely effective against celery.
Mum: Eat your vegetables!
You: Why?
Mum: Because celery is good for you!
You: Not nececelery...
by Slurping Pie April 9, 2015
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do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016
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Not hurting for pussy

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.
Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!
by cpetkunas June 14, 2019
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does not spark joy

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.
Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.
by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019
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not clumsy just dumb

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Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
by emothewalter January 20, 2022
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not hollywood

to be very humble. to let go your ego. to treat everyone important just like yourself.
tony is not hollywood he’s humble asf
by tonynothollywood December 15, 2021
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