by sexylad 453 February 15, 2022
Get the Jesse stylemug. The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
Get the Uncle-Jessenessmug. A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.
by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020
Get the Jesse G.mug. Two thumbs up awesome! Does everything she can for her children and family without looking for anything in return. Hard worker, sexy, loyal and very crafty with a little side of crazy.
by brian fantana May 9, 2014
Get the Jesse Marksmug. She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.
by TheRealJessJones October 27, 2017
Get the jess jonesmug. He is the emperor of black people.
Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.
by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007
Get the Jesse Jacksonmug. by jesselover🙄 March 24, 2021
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