Ben

One who puts poop on his hands and proceeds to lick it off of his hands sensually while on FaceTime with the boys

Ben licks poopy hands

by Ben Eats Poop March 20, 2019

Ben

Trying desperately to acquire a relationship with one of your friend's Exes, but failing miserably in the end.

Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct

by Pizza King August 30, 2018

Ben

The most uncircumcised piece of shit ever.

Ur Ben

by SleepyAlchemist69 October 26, 2018

Ben

Pizza looking motherfucker who loves solitaire and the band Benfolds because the name is Ben.

Are you winning Ben?
Shut up Ben you stupid faggot.
Cool Ben.
BEN!

by DefinitelynotLachy September 12, 2019

Ben

Spider lover, if you see Ben give him a spider

"Hey is that Ben?"

"Oh yea give him a spider"

by MKBoyUSA June 23, 2021

Ben

Ben is not an intelligent person, he can just about count to 10, they are all cretins.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Ben?
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN

by MoistPaperPlates February 1, 2019

Ben

He is the bestest boi ever. He loves love and deserves all of it. He can sometimes be sad at times but there are so many more things that makes Ben special.

He is super smart even though he will deny it, and he cares so much for others, especially his friends. His relationship with love can sometimes be a little complicated, but when he finds someone he will treat them like a king/queen.

He always puts others first and sometimes forgets to look after himself and needs to be reminded that he is amazing and worth it.

He is tall and handsome :)

"He is so nice! he must be a ben"

by ahhhhhwhyexams June 5, 2021