worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

Serpent's Hand

An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?

Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?

by Mastery of Coordilatte December 27, 2020

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

nigga handful

When someone grabs a huge handful of something being offered for free.

I offered her a piece of candy and she took a nigga handful!

by El Coco Loco July 26, 2015

Cindy Hand

The Cindy Hand is the dominant hand while painting your nails. It's the shortened version of "Cinderella Hand," the hand that does all the work and never gets the same in return.

"Omg my nails came out so cute!! But eek! My Cindy Hand looks like a 5-year old painted it! 😬"

by DancerHamster September 19, 2021

Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 2, 2021