Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

nip grip

When you're bangin and sweaty and your nips stick to hers

That was fun yesterday, especially when we had a nip grip!

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

Nip lickle

Licking sofas after a woman farts and gets up.

Sarah farted and left the room whilst Dave laid on the sofa and Nip Lickle sniffed the spot where Sarah sat.

by Dave Squity February 28, 2011

Heavy Nips

The word ‘Heavh nips’ is when a person an absolute G and is to hard to handle, in comparison to the areolas on a women they would also be hard to handle.

“Joe is the most heavy nips guy”
“Heavy nips joe is back in the building”

by HeavyNips May 13, 2020

douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...

Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"

by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011

The Nips

Just like the crips but more scary and tough and will wank u if u get on their bad side, steel their rainbow tns and u get wanked

Shit I just got wanted by the nips for wearing rainbow tns

by Bigpigon January 31, 2020

nip nap

Taking nip of Cognac (French of course) before going to sleep for taking naps

I need nip nap every evening before going to bed takeover rest before falling to sleep.

by Sumerian_Shakespeare September 24, 2022