Never Eat Soggy Waffles

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.

Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

we never asked

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.

Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.

by BluishDev January 23, 2022

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

once you go black you'll never go back

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.

"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

by anonymous September 14, 2023

fuck and never touch again

The meaning of the acronym FANTA.

We're gonna fuck and never touch again!

by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020