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Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.
Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.
by Legsforgays March 11, 2022
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Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
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Mash Nap

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.
by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022
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Pittsburgh Nap

When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.
Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.
by Simmy28 February 13, 2021
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Swag Nap

when two swagsters nap together it’s called a swag nap. large clothing may be shared by those two swagsters in the process.
“hey, wanna take a swag nap with me
by swagterms May 1, 2021
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content nap

when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming
adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*
by josephissleepy June 17, 2023
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Naps Girl

A naps girl is a drop dead gorgeous young lady with insane talent and a kind heart. Naps Girls always put others before themselves and are very religious. They are every boy's dream girl and the envy of other school girls. You will notice traits in a Naps Girl that you will not find in any random school in Trinidad. They take pride in everything they do and do it successfully and with such grace. You will find yourself wanting and wanting to be a Naps Girl when you see her. They are perfectly well-rounded and perfectly sculpted.
by Jasmine Rockett November 22, 2011
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