nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.

1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.

by Ifailedatlife October 25, 2015

stinky nail

That time when you shove your finger up the keister of another.

Brandon's smelt his stinky nail after playing with Bailey's booty.

by Stinkynail March 26, 2017

nail whoran

our little Irish princess

28:who is that

369: oh that's Nail whoran he's the most o qwfx,fxqi,qi,qeor,riqxrhioq human being in the entire world im gonna die

by 28369 June 06, 2022

nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences

It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.

by Sexydimma September 12, 2015

Vampire nails

When a girl named Ella gets her nails done but leaves two short so she can masturbate with her big dick until she cums all over the world. Also they like it up the bum, golden showers and feet. Also she is very pretty.

Ella is an Ella wow vampire nails

by Ella’s #1fan December 08, 2024

Nail Pliers

When you are on a call with your friend and they clip their nails so loudly.

Jade stop clipping your nails with your nail Pliers.

by DudeManSlim June 01, 2021

Nail Polish

Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.

Oh , hi Sarah! Do you like my nails? I painted them with nail polish.

by happygirl474891 October 28, 2021