ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008
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Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.
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by mavt10 June 9, 2011
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Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).
by Rockchurch July 30, 2012
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A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
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by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016
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