Morgan Wallen

Some horrible country singer with the goofiest mullet I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know which is worse, Morgan Wallen’s hair or his music.

by Not Ryan Shoop June 7, 2022

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Morgan Freeman

The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.

Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over

by corvokenway December 6, 2015

Morgan Freeman

A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.

After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.

by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

Gaz Morgan

Gaz Morgan; Welsh. No matter how much he may try to deny it, no matter what loopholes they spout, gaz morgan is undoubtedly welsh. Accept no excuses no other nationalities, this Gaz is Welsh!

A phrase to substitute for Welshman everywhere.

A; Were they Welsh?
B; What? Gaz Morgans? Yeah they were!

by Phrasetastic February 5, 2010

Devan Morgan

The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes

Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha

by kurtbeans45 November 5, 2014

The Adam Morgan

The art of Fucking a horse while it's still pulling a Amish buggy behind it.

I was driving through the country, when I saw a woman doing The Adam Morgan

by Laxking_rogers December 12, 2016