by Not Ryan Shoop June 7, 2022
Get the Morgan Wallenmug. While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009
Get the Captain Morganmug. The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
by corvokenway December 6, 2015
Get the Morgan Freemanmug. A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010
Get the Morgan Freemanmug. by anonymouslittleoldme March 22, 2020
Get the Morgan Cmug. Basically a made up story about what you have been doing for the past 8 hours .usually told to the boss or the wife about how hard you’ve been working while hiding the fact that your tools have no scratches or finger prints on them.its a hole space where everything slows down except for the work clock . There is approximately 18.6 work minutes in a Morgan minute
Whats he been doing all day no work is done?
He’s been working on Morgan time .
Isn’t lunch only a half hour?
His clock runs on Morgan time
He’s been working on Morgan time .
Isn’t lunch only a half hour?
His clock runs on Morgan time
by Shupe May 7, 2019
Get the morgan timemug. a zac morgan is a young troll that can’t afford decent basic living standards, he cheats on his girlfriend and makes them feel guilty about it. a zac morgan has warts all over his body and is highly contagious so everyone should stay away. his garden has shit everywhere and his house stinks of BO just like him
by lightbulb1212 June 15, 2019
Get the zac morganmug.