montana

salami (as in the ham) sort of like a sausage but not quite.
Looks like a man, and talks like a man and sounds like a man.... Is a man!!!

"omg she's such a montana!!"
*girl walks past*
"omg, montana or what?"

by notebook101 October 18, 2009

Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.

Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

montana line

A line of white girl as big as Montana

"Got some white girl and a white girl, do Montana line off of her titty." - Juicy J - Bounce It

by squishdick November 14, 2013

Montard

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.

by Reintard June 10, 2011

Montaditos

Pieces of shit. Not to be confused with a montadito, which is a singular piece of shit.

Allen: Yo, you want to go to 100 Montaditos for lunch?
Drew: Nah man. Why would I want to order off of a menu that literally comprises of a list of 100 pieces of literal shit.
Allen: OH FUCK YOU MAN, IT'S GOOD.

by Sir Jeffrey April 28, 2014

montage

a word that is standing for a short movi ewith no words only music

It was a montag eof pictures.

by bubbles November 5, 2003

Montague

A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.

"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".

"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."

by Rudy G. May 2, 2008