When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
Get the monkey dickingmug. A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
Get the Shuttle-Monkeymug. by Young James April 23, 2008
Get the monkey tugmug. Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!
Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!
I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!
Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!
He was driving like a Gear Monkey!
If only I could Gear Monkey
She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
by The Gear Monkey May 9, 2018
Get the Gear Monkeymug. While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."
Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.
by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022
Get the Baked monkeymug. A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018
Get the Monkey bombmug. by Seeryulz May 16, 2020
Get the Monkey Trumpetmug.